Famous Dex

It’s my alter ego’s fault

These evil thoughts could be so dark

So you sold ten million albums, eh? (What?)

Only problem is, you put out ten million albums, eh? (Haha! Wait)

Didn’t I give everything I had to give you to make you see?

I’ll never forget if you turn your back on me now

And walk out, I will never let you live it down

Can’t even find the page I was writing this rhyme on

Oh, it’s on the ram-page

‘Cause some things just don’t change

It’s better when they stay the same

Although the whole world knows your name

I can’t quite remember when I had that

Much fun off a half-pint of the Jack, my last Vic and-a-half

And I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?

Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do

I just never had the chance to ever meet you

Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

My mother’s evil seed and do these evil deeds

‘Til I collapse I’m spillin’ these raps long as you feel ’em

‘Til the day that I drop you’ll never say that I’m not killin’ ’em

I said you don’t wanna fuck with Shady (‘Cause why?)

‘Cause Shady will fucking kill you (Ah, ha-ha)

Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

We represent the 313—you know what I’m sayin’?

Yo, they don’t know shit about this, for the ’96